Dad: Did you paint the school today?
Son: No ...
Dad: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?
Son: Oh, I sneezed.
Out of the dryer this weekend:
- Five quarters
- A waddled up receipt
- Some orange paper, maybe a raffle ticket
- A small rock
- Tiny pieces of a pink eraser
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So these are some of the things I have to look forward to as a mom!
: o )
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Eeewwwwweeeee. I guess you shouldn't ask the question if you really don't want the answer.
My laundry usually has at least one unused tissue tucked into a pocket which manages to covered every inch of ever item of clothing in the washer. Can't figure out how one little tissue manages to do that.
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