All this talk about banning plastic bags got me thinking -- what will we use to pick up after our dogs? Today we use plastic bags from various stores. Whole Foods makes some of the best bags and in our house they have the honor of lining the kitchen garbage can, instead of holding doggie poop.
We shall be prepared for the day when plastic bags cease to exist, or at least cease to be cheap and plentiful. There shall not be a day Mother Earth is covered in dog poop, because we don't have plastic bags to pick them up.
We shall invent Biodegradable Doggie Waste Bags, for the sanity of dog people. We will distribute these bags at a low price.
There will be drop off points to collect filled-out-bags. They will be processed in a big machine and fuel will come out from the other end. People will line up to buy gas, made from doggie poop. Truck loads of money will be made from selling the energy.
This idea and write up about Biodegradable Doggie Waste Bags is copyrighted in California, in the month of January, in the year of 2008, to Bill and Vivian. If you are going to steal it and hit it big, don't forget where you got the food for thought.
Here is Bucky generating energy.